| Headliners and Hotshots @ Yuk Yuk's | September 22, 2009 - 8:30pm |
| The Launch of the ComedyFest Music Space | September 23, 2009 - 11:00pm |
| Stop Podcasting Yourself | September 24, 2009 - 3:30pm |
| Talk Show | September 24, 2009 - 5:00pm |
| Teen Angst | September 24, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Out of Bounds My Ass: Politics, Truth and Other Incompatibles | September 24, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| XM Presents Maple Leaf Comic Allstars | September 24, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Cultch Comedy Lab: Gerald Gerald Geraldson Horror Spectacular | September 24, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Comedy Death Ray | September 24, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Champions of Last Comic Standing Featuring John Heffron | September 24, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Laughter And Reflection With Carol Burnett: A Conversation with Carol where the Audience Asks the Questions | September 24, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Headliners and Hotshots @ Yuk Yuk's | September 24, 2009 - 8:30pm |
| Cultch Comedy Lab: Picnicface and Friends | September 24, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Out of Bounds My Ass: Obama Roast | September 24, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| XM Presents Maple Leaf Comic Allstars | September 24, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Are You Experienced? | September 24, 2009 - 11:00pm |
| CDR Podcast | September 25, 2009 - 3:00pm |
| Talk Show | September 25, 2009 - 5:00pm |
| Sketch at the Cultch with Stars from 30 Rock, The Office, and Entourage | September 25, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Out of Bounds My Ass: I'm Only a Little Racist | September 25, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| XM Presents Maple Leaf Comic Allstars | September 25, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Standing Room Only Stand Up | September 25, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Best of the Fest Gala with Tom Arnold | September 25, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Headliners and Hotshots @ Yuk Yuk's | September 25, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Champions of Last Comic Standing Featuring John Heffron | September 25, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| XM Presents Maple Leaf Comic Allstars | September 25, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Cultch Comedy Lab: Picnicface and Friends | September 25, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Out of Bounds My Ass: Hitler Roast | September 25, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Champions of Last Comic Standing Featuring John Heffron | September 25, 2009 - 10:30pm |
| Headliners and Hotshots @ Yuk Yuk's | September 25, 2009 - 10:30pm |
| Are You Experienced? | September 25, 2009 - 11:00pm |
| Jimmy Pardo: Never Not Funny Pod Cast | September 26, 2009 - 3:00pm |
| Out of Bounds My Ass: OMG | September 26, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Sketch at the Cultch with Stars from 30 Rock, The Office, and Entourage! | September 26, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Jimmy Pardo: You Fascinate Me | September 26, 2009 - 7:00pm |
| Headliners and Hotshots @ Yuk Yuk's | September 26, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Champions of Last Comic Standing Featuring John Heffron | September 26, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Best of the Fest Gala with Red Green | September 26, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Edge of the Fest Hosted by George Stroumboulopoulos | September 26, 2009 - 8:00pm |
| Out of Bounds My Ass: Jesus Roast | September 26, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Cultch Comedy Lab: Picnicface and Friends | September 26, 2009 - 9:00pm |
| Headliners and Hotshots @ Yuk Yuk's | September 26, 2009 - 10:30pm |
| Champions of Last Comic Standing Featuring John Heffron | September 26, 2009 - 10:30pm |
| Are You Experienced? | September 26, 2009 - 11:00pm |
